We have some! Check in the pantry, God damn it. Who am I kidding? The phone rings: Hello. But the one part was pretty funny, where the one guy bent the bed frame with the other guy´s head. Nasty, wasn´t it? Yes, prison is a truly awful place with jerky people engaging in cruddy behavior. After the end credits: The Sheriff talks to the camera once more: Well, there you have it. The main feature: R-rated and unrated versions of the movie are identical.
Try not to look away, make mental notes and must of all, do not laugh, for whether you like it or not, you are going to prison. It will take you into a dark corner of our society, hold you in a headlock and force you to witness distasteful people engaged in grotesque, unseemly, sticky, traumatic, cold-blooded, stupid, lewd, lascivious, dastardly, blatantly inhumane behaviors so heinous that even a hard-hearted, emotionally-dead barnacle such as myself watches with squinting eyes and clenched bowels lest I cut loose with a fear-induced torrent. While some story elements have been fictionalized for Hollywood´s sake, it is a harsh unblinking glimpse into the world of for-real, no-shit felons. Now he hangs up and talks to the camera: Hello, this film is not for the faint of heart. Stolte (an actual Sheriff, as the movie states) addresses the audience with the following: Stolte on the phone: Dozen eggs, skim milk. Longer in the theatrical version.īefore the movie starts: Before the movie starts, Dennis C. Due to the R-rated remark, the movie runs about 9 secs. Comparison between the R-rated and the Unrated version.īoth versions are available on the US DVD from Universal Pictures. If one chooses the unrated version, what follows is one of the most disappointing unrated movie versions ever but see for yourselves. The R-rated version immediately starts off with the main feature. At the main menu, one can choose between the R-rated and the unrated version. The back cover has a comment on it that says 'Includes Deleted Scenes (to give them some credit: the deleted scenes were in it) and Original R-Rated Theatrical Version'. Versions: Universal Pictures had thought of something special for the DVD release: On the front cover, the movie is advertised as Unrated. John joyfully follows clumsy Nelson into the can, becomes his cell mate, and takes care that no unpleasant prison experience is left out for the judge's offspring. However, he doesn't want to miss out on his revenge: he makes the judge's unbearable son, Nelson Biederman IV, to go to prison despite being innocent. Of course John there plans the most marvelous revenge schemes - only to discover after his release that the judge has passed away. Story: Judge Nelson Biederman III has repeatedly sent John Lyshitski, a half-assed criminal, behind bars over the years.
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